Corporate Ethics for Today's Upwardly-Mobile Zombie


Question #13: Your executives and management team are overpaid. Do you?:

A. politely suggest they take a pay cut instead of laying off more workers.
B. let them run the company into the ground as they've been doing.
C. kill them and eat their flesh.


Question #14: Your female boss flirts with you. Do you?:

A. let it slide... she's just being nice.
B. alert Human Resources... you could be a victim of sexual harassment in the workplace.
C. play along... she might ask you to her place... where you can eat her braiiiiinnnnssss.